The Kelly Jordan Show

He Had How Many Beers?!

This morning we checked back in with Kelsey to see how her friend took the news that she wasn't going to be doing the makeup for her wedding coming up.. We also played a round of How Many Drinks and met someone who knows how to party and might be in the Hall of Fame for the game! We also learned that Bryan Riley grew up trashy.. literally!

I have to Fire my Best Friend

Kelsey called the show because she has to fire her best friend as her make up artist for her wedding. In the "HR FIles" someone is hooking up with too many people at work. In the "Trash Flash" someone could have just gone home, now they have a felony charge. 

Star Spangled Hammered

Today was a lot of fun in "Woods Big List" we asked you what your favorite cover song. One of the sweetest T- Shirts ever in "Missed Connections". Why do we pour some out for the homies. 

Can I Pawn this Gift for Cash

In "Am I Wrong" Danielle got a very expensive watch from her mom's boyfriend and wants the cash value. Wood thinks it is his manliness that is attracting mosquitoes. And a man is on the run wearing socks and a loin clothe. 

What is the Most American Thing You can Think Of

In Woods Big List we focused on #independenceday and asked "what is the most #american thing you can think of?" We also had an argument over milk in the "Trash Flash". And are we close to being immortal?  

Love my Dogs or Don’t Love Me

We had a caller who's friends thing because she talks about her dogs in her #onlinedating profile it is costing her dates. A really fun "Win the Interns Lunch" with Madison. And Kelly's "Maybe it's Just Me" grosses everyone out. 

I am being Harassed at Work and they don’t Care

Someone in the HR Files has an issue with a client of theirs at work. Staring into a mirror can make you go crazy. And someone has come from the future to find love. 

I Would Like to Return this Crack Please

We have someone in "Am I Wrong" struggling with a roommate issue. Someone got some bad crack in "The Trash Flash" and Kelly just wants one friend. 

Did Wood’s Wife try to Poison Him?

We catch back up with Shannon who's Father in Law saw her naked at a pool party. Wood thinks his wife was trying to poison him. And in the "Trash Flash" we crack a thousand points again. 

I’m So Embarrassed he Saw me Naked!

Shannon has an awkward run in with her father in law. We find out what weird habits we all have in "The Big Bag of Questions" and how much does Bryan Riley know about kid's shows. #spongebob #weirdhabits #OCD