The Kelly Jordan Show

If I Died on the Toilet Like Elvis

Kelly and Wood talk about what to do when they die. A guy was inspired by Kelly to get a second job. Jake Judd comes in for a round of "The Feud". And more from today's show. Thanks for listening! 

Married but Still Dating

Wood has a friend who is married but him and his wife have decided to date other people. Would you clone your dog for $50k? And sharing "marital aids" with a cousin. And more from today's show.

I think I am being Cheated On

We have a call from a guy who is pretty sure his girlfriend is cheating on him. In "The HR Files" someone is getting their phone hacked at work. In "The Trash Flash" a guy has a girlfriend who only appears on meth. Thanks for listening and for sharing!

Thanks for Saving My Daughters Life, But...

We talk to someone who wants to know if they should buy someone a new phone who pulled their daughter out of a pool. "Missed Connections" has some family love in it. And is Minnesota shaped the way it is? 

Alien Andy has been Abducted Again!

We talk to Alien Andy who got a warning from his abductors for us. Is it wrong for a Grandma to bath with her grandkids. Mike Bryant talks about blood alcohol levels. And more from todays show. 

Who Makes the Trashiest Dinner

The guys talk about the trashy food they feed their kids. Kelly gives an update on his road to becoming a stand up comedian. A guy steals a car while wearing an ankle monitor. And more from today's show.

Is She Still Heartbroken

We catch up with Hannah to see how things are going between her and her best friend she was in love with. The lowest scoring "Trash Flash" in history. And Wood talks about being at home with Covid.

My Brother got my Daughter Drunk

In "Why should we talk to you on Monday" a woman has an issue with her brother. Kelly gives an update on his stand up journey. Kelly and Wood talk about things that would make them cry. And more from today's show. Thank you for listening!

UPDATE: Gold Diggers Holiday Dilemma

Wood told his wife something a man should never say.  We found out who Elizabeth the Gold Digger picked for the holidays. And Kelly has been mistaken for another race again. Thank you for listening!

Wood Avoids Getting Peed On

We hear Wood's story about being on vacation and almost getting peed on at the casino. The interns don't know much about recent history. In the "HR Files" if you get in a fight outside of work can you get written up? Thanks for listening!